The camo girl tagged me for this meme, but my answers are going to suck, b/c, well, you'll see...

*what is currently on your nightstand?*

dum dee dum...
NOTHING!

I do not have a nightstand these days. For now, I am using the windowsill above the bed as my "nightstand" and it currently holds (or at least does when I go to sleep): my glasses, my phone, my watch and ring, multiple hairties, and sometimes a glass of water.

And when I used to have a nightstand, back in the old apartment, it had my alarm clock and a box of tissues. No drawers on it, so no place to hide anything *fun* or illicit.

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So, sorry to dissapoint there. Anyway, you were right camo girl - it could be worse. If nightstands are the portal to our souls, then clearly I'm an empty vessel.